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Protagonist Complex
Believing you and your life are either literally or metaphorically the center of a metaphysical narrative in which you are the protagonist and that your life obstacles or people you disagree with or dislike are forces of evil. Most often seen in people who have consumed large amounts of entertainment such as books, movies, or video games which have a concrete "good or bad" for most of their lives.
"My sister in law keeps referencing Harry Potter online when politics are brought up. I think she may have a protagonist complex."
"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
"Quit being so self righteous. You sound like you have a protagonist complex."
Protagonist Complex by Shurdlegurdle September 14, 2019
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profanisaurus
Concept created by the writers of UK comic Viz which was stolen by Urban Dictionary with no credit given to Viz.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Let's use and expand this Profanisaurus idea in Viz to create a Website, and not acknowledge the original idea at all.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 2: Isn't that morally wrong?
Urban Dictionary Plagiarist 1: Yeah but this is the internet and we're faceless so it doesn't matter.
profanisaurus by Nick-N August 17, 2016
profanisaurus
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lunchbox lancer n. archaic Mediaeval term for a cocoa shunter (qv). First used by King Arthur to describe the French army. In 562 AD he wrote: “Fear not the French, for their knights are without heart, and their King without wisdom. But keep thine backs as to the wall, for amongst their number thou shalt find more than a few lunchbox lancers, I can tell you”.
profanisaurus by Hugh Jampton September 12, 2003
Hentai Protagonist Haircut
The Hentai Protagonist Haircut (or hph for short) is that generic haircut dudes get looking like a damn bowl on their head. Literally the most boring possible haircut a dude could get.
Person 1: Hey did you see Dane's recent haircut?
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut
Person 2: No, what does it look like?
Person 1: He's sporting a damn Hentai Protagonist Haircut
Hentai Protagonist Haircut by TheRaisinBranFan January 4, 2019
Anime Protagonist Disease
When an Anime Protagonist is born, 1 or both of their parents are going to die very soon from "Anime Protagonist Disease".
Anime Protagonist: *is born with blue hair
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!
Doctor: i'm sorry to say this, but you now have Anime Protagonist Disease
Mother: Do i have to die or him?
Father: why not BOTH?!
Anime Protagonist Disease by Dancchi February 10, 2021
hiro protagonist
hiro protagonist by hiro protagonsit August 9, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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