Procrastanigger

A Sri Lankan nigger who is too busy eating curry and wanking to finish his homework

Apparently Ramesh didn't finish the assignment again. Man, he's such a procrastanigger.

Procrastanigger by White Boy 72 February 19, 2020

Procrasteamaking

To waste time by making a cup of tea.

Person 1: Why arn't you revising?
Person 2: I'm procrasteamaking. Want a cup?

Procrasteamaking by Decius-the-biochemist May 20, 2011

Procrasternet 

Procrastination due to abusive consumption of the internet.

Man : "I procrasterneted all day because I didn't want to leave my internest."

Procrasternet by Urmummah01 March 1, 2011

procrastenacious 

The ability to postpone responsibilities well beyond the inevitable consquences.

"Bill was arrested for his back taxes, huh? That's what I call procrastenactious."

procrastenacious by The Marmot November 10, 2004

Procrasteating 

To procrastinate by eating

Person 1: I don't want to do my homework. I wonder what there is to eat?

Person 2: Stop procrasteating and get back to your work!

Procrasteating by luckybon October 25, 2012

procrastenabler 

A procrastenabler is a person who enables or encourages someone else to procrastinate.

Your friend knows you have to study for a test, but tries to get you to go out to the bar instead. He or she is being a procrastENABLER.

procrastenabler by fargobabe August 14, 2009

procrastanap 

The art of procrastinating by sleeping - something usually perfected by Human Geography students.

"I need to do this assignment for next week, I got plenty of time, I'll just have a procrastanap"

procrastanap by huntpain March 9, 2015