Procrastanova

Noun - One who waits until right around last call at a bar to pick up someone to go home with/take home.

John is such a procrastanova... He never hits on girls until after 1:30am

by Arcaneus May 20, 2011

procrastarvation

procrastinating by thinking about food!

Monica couldn't fight the powers of procrastarvation while doing her essay.

by trwa March 3, 2015

Procrastinnovation

Sometimes it’s only when the stakes are raised, when I’m stressed and way too behind in a very important project I hate, like doing my taxes, that my brain is forced to really focus and finally give me a good idea, that sufficiently justifies me falling further behind to work on it. Procrastinnovation. Thank you Canada Revenue Agency.

What procrastinnovation you ask? I'm actually procrastinnovating right now, doing this. Making the world a better place, one neologism at a time.

by TheGuyWhoSaidThatOneThing April 23, 2024