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Procrastenial 

Word blend of procrastination and denial. Putting something off to the last minute while refusing to accept the truth of it.
Hinata: "Because I...love you!"
Naruto: "...."

~ 10 days later ~

Hinata: "He never called..."
Urouge: "He's must be in procrastenial."
Procrastenial by I Vote Ass November 13, 2009
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procrastenacious 

The ability to postpone responsibilities well beyond the inevitable consquences.
"Bill was arrested for his back taxes, huh? That's what I call procrastenactious."
procrastenacious by The Marmot November 10, 2004

procrastenabler 

A procrastenabler is a person who enables or encourages someone else to procrastinate.
Your friend knows you have to study for a test, but tries to get you to go out to the bar instead. He or she is being a procrastENABLER.
procrastenabler by fargobabe August 14, 2009

procrastinalysis 

(Pro-crast-in-al-a-sis) noun.

Def: to put off intentionally doing something that should be done via methods of excessively running Excel scenarios on data, spending too long searching the Internet for impactful Clip Art images, or trying to represent theories in three-dimensional models in PowerPoint.
As Renee worked on the 160-page presentation for her boss, she was mired in procrastinalysis as she constantly worked on the deck, but never finished it.
procrastinalysis by InquisitiveAKA February 25, 2011

Procrastinal 

My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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