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procrastenacious 

The ability to postpone responsibilities well beyond the inevitable consquences.
"Bill was arrested for his back taxes, huh? That's what I call procrastenactious."
procrastenacious by The Marmot November 10, 2004

procrastenabler 

A procrastenabler is a person who enables or encourages someone else to procrastinate.
Your friend knows you have to study for a test, but tries to get you to go out to the bar instead. He or she is being a procrastENABLER.
procrastenabler by fargobabe August 14, 2009

procrastinalysis 

(Pro-crast-in-al-a-sis) noun.

Def: to put off intentionally doing something that should be done via methods of excessively running Excel scenarios on data, spending too long searching the Internet for impactful Clip Art images, or trying to represent theories in three-dimensional models in PowerPoint.
As Renee worked on the 160-page presentation for her boss, she was mired in procrastinalysis as she constantly worked on the deck, but never finished it.
procrastinalysis by InquisitiveAKA February 25, 2011

Procrastinal 

My brother is very procrastinal when it comes to chores.

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026