Procrastibator 

Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."

Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

Procrastibator by [tosser] October 14, 2008

Procrastibator 

A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.

Procrastibator by krakadoom October 21, 2008

Procrastibator 

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

Procrastibator by OoJesusoO May 16, 2011

procrastibator 

Someone who thinks about doing things but is just masturbating instead and never does anything.

I'm a terrible procrastibator- I think about it and dream about it but I never get it started.

procrastibator by adzeman21 September 18, 2015

Procrastibator 

Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.

Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.

Procrastibator by Rumplekins May 27, 2009

Procrastibator 

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

Procrastibator by Vanspades February 18, 2021

procrastihater 

People that bother other people about procrastinating on projects. Usually a goody-goody friend.

Jamila: Yeah I have a project due, but I'm totally gonna blow it off til the last minute...

Alex: Don't be a procrastinater!

Jamila: Don't be a procrastiHATER!

procrastihater by Ihateannoyingpeople September 21, 2009