Vanspades's definitions

Widowmade

A person gets made a widow by a widow-maker: ie a branch hanging in a tree that is not attached to the tree itself.

My Aunt's second cousin was widowmade.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Bazooka barfing

Projectile barfing with so much force that it flies straight out of your mouth like a bazooka.

Anthony & I were at the casino & I drank so much warm red wine that I was literally bazooka barfing all over the parking lot.

by Vanspades September 22, 2022

Weirdinism

Belief & enthusiasm in the weird; Being natural in an unnatural way. The murder of birds made a cacophony of sound.

Weirdinism is the key religion shared by the best kinds of hippies & Burning Man Enthusiasts.

by Vanspades June 13, 2021

Procrastibator

To get pleasure from procrastinating.

I'm such a chronic procrastibator, I know I have to work at 8am & should go to sleep, but I still haven't seen the last 80 episodes of Breaking Bad, & it feels so good, so I'll probably binge those instead...

by Vanspades February 18, 2021

Inhavible

To have something that isn't yours.

"Hey Dillon, I didn't see that food with your name on it."
"You're inhavible about buying me beer because I'm underage."

by Vanspades August 1, 2020

Distillering

The act of distilling.

The act of owning/developing/creating a distillery (& running it).

He's been distillering all day.

by Vanspades November 14, 2019

Soup-sad

When you've been alone for too long, are sad and lonely, and eating soup because there's nothing else to eat.

My night has been ok, I rented some movies from redbox but was still pretty soup-sad.

by Vanspades November 9, 2018