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One who does not join a Virtual Party
“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.
Plocked by Joedafan August 19, 2019
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A state of utter frustration.

Taken from the annoyance of a chicken, or any feathered creature having their feathers plucked off.
Diva 1: Did you see what noxema posted about you on her blog?!
Diva 2: Yes honey, i saw it yesterday and believe me i was plucked!
plucked by Aniko October 10, 2006
Word of the Day on May 9, 2026
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Plucked Crowd 

When alot of the seats at a concert/game are empty. It's lame. Really lame.
Person 1:"That lame Justin Beiber concert had such a plucked crowd"
Person 2:"No surprise there"
Plucked Crowd by RensingBobs February 18, 2010

Plucked in the mush 

'Plucked in the mush' means to punch someone in the face or mouth.
'I was plucking this guy in the mush over and over'

'Some noob started on me, but he got Plucked in the mush'

Plucked quail 

The art of shaving ones ball sac to a smooth finish. Then warming the sac in lukewarm water for 5 minutes. Taking the sac and it's contents and gently placing the sac between either left or right (dominate hand preferable) hand. Put the sac between the index and the thumb. Gently advance your hand with your balls in it until your sac is tight and gives the resemblance of a freshly plucked quail.
Nate- Hey kyle, do the plucked quail.

Kyle- Okay

Nate- That is a good looking quail.
Plucked quail by nbrand February 20, 2011

Plonked off 

Fall asleep all of a sudden and sleep like you haven't slept in 10 days
Katrina: Hey Becky, what happened to you last week?
Becky: Oh I plonked off for a week while I was talking to you. The cops woke me up when the neighbors complained about a foul stench coming from my apartment.

Katrina: Fuck, you bitch!

car plucked 

car plucked"-violently pulled from your car while driving, & possibly forced into the trunk of another car. just think about what it would be like to get kidnapped from your car while you are driving, that's car plucked.
while i was drving through the parking lot, kevin & derik jumped in front of my car, pulled my drivers side door open, ripped my seat belt off, put the car in park, & car plucked me.
car plucked by tylermariee February 19, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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