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Prochristinating
Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?
Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.
Anonymous person: How much do you have left?
Chris: All of it
Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?
Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on
Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris
Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.
Anonymous person: How much do you have left?
Chris: All of it
Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?
Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on
Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris
Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
Prochristinating by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010
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protonostalgia
An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
protonostalgia by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007
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mitrophondick prochestyrun
When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.
Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
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Prochristination
Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.
Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."
Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"
Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"
Prochristination by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011
Protonostalgia
A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.
"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"
Protonostalgia by pleiades September 13, 2007
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