prochnost
The man is prochnost.
prochnost by Buckbuck450 January 3, 2023
Words you can keep
Prochristinating
Anonymous person: Hey Chris. What are you up to?
Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.
Anonymous person: How much do you have left?
Chris: All of it
Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?
Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on
Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris
Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
Chris: I'm doing an essay. Get off my back.
Anonymous person: How much do you have left?
Chris: All of it
Anonymous person: Oh my. Why so?
Chris: I've been prochristinating all day long playing Mario Kart 64, going on facebook, and looking at holidays I wish I could be on
Anonymous person: That sounds far more interesting and productive than any essay. May I add, you are looking particularly handsome today Chris
Chris: Why, thank you Anonymous person. That's made my day.
Prochristinating by gonzo89cb June 2, 2010
Related Words
protonostalgia
An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
protonostalgia by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007
prognosticate
prognosticate by lildyl214 April 1, 2016
mitrophondick prochestyrun
When there’s no word to describe a certain person. Basically every word in the dictionary merged into one.
Person 1: Did you see what Nico said today?
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
Person 2: I rather not talk about it. That kid is a total mitrophondick prochestyrun.
mitrophondick prochestyrun by Giraffe360 December 14, 2019
Prochristination
Putting off attending church because it's too much work for a Sunday morning and a lot more fun just to stay in bed. Prochristination escalates once the beginning of football season starts.
Greg: "Hey Tim, let's go to church today. I heard there are a lot of cute girls in the congregation and I haven't gotten laid in a while."
Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"
Tim: "I think I'm just gonna engage in some prochristination and sleep in. Besides, the 49ers are on at 1!"
Prochristination by D-block Wilmington October 31, 2011
Protonostalgia
A feeling one gets of being nostalgic for a period of time or place they had never been. Coined by Ryan Norths Dinosaur Comics.
"Aww, man, I have really big feeling of protonostalgia today. I wish I could have been a caveman. I wish I had a club and killed Sabre-tooth tigers. Wouldn't that be sweet?"
Protonostalgia by pleiades September 13, 2007
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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