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Probiotic 

A substance which aids in the growth of healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract to maintain a healthy digestive system.
Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements
Probiotic by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probiotic 

A substance which aids in promoting healthy bacteria in the gastrointestinal tract in order to maintain a healthy digestive system.
Probiotics can help create smoother bowel movements
Probiotic by UltimateDoge August 21, 2022

Probotion 

pro·bo·tion proh-bo-shuh n noun.

1. A temporary promotion based upon the merit, conduct, character or qualifications of the promotee' which are subject to change during a trial period based upon performance in said position. A "PROBationary-promOTION"
1) "Let's us hope i don't mess things up after I get proboted, I'd like to keep the position"

2) "He may think this probotion makes him top-dog, but it's just until they find someone better"
Probotion by Mr.Bmore August 21, 2013
to be obssesed with doing something because you have a phobia to something related (ie germs to washing hands)
"you know im phobiatic about washing my hands after i go to the gym!"
phobiatic by whitneyA January 14, 2009

protisticness 

1. A person likes to think that they are a pro at something but actually aren't
2. What you would call something that is rushed and is bad in a joking manner
1. That guy is so full of protisticness. He sucks.
2. She held up her fugly drawing and when I said it was bad she laughed and joked that I was stifling her protisticness.
protisticness by Gollum-Is-Adorable December 30, 2016

promoticon 

A combination of "emoticon" and "promote." Describes being "promoted" by an important person in your life by getting emoticons from them in their texts and emails to you. In other words, you've been elevated from the lowly category of professional contact, acquaintance, or casual friend into their inner circle, where they feel comfortable enough with you to use emoticons. Not to be confused with demoticon.
I just got promoticon'd by Sarah. Schwing!
promoticon by Ae5Ea8 February 18, 2015
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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