prober

A probation officer; referred to as such due to their interrogative nature, as well as their persistence in taking money and bodily fluids from individuals.

Shit, I forgot that I have to see my prober today! That bitch is gonna make me drop for sure.

by Kombaticus September 7, 2012

Prober lad

A proper lad is more then a friend, more then a wing man and more then a brother. He is The Proper Lad.

Emil - "yo dude, I'm having some issues and i wanna talk to this girl but i don't know how."
Cam/prober lad - "ay man don't worry I'm gonna help you try cop you this girl"

by Kattemissen March 10, 2022

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

pooper prober

a person with an intense facination with anal sex.

Friend: Randy Cox is really into ass.
You: Yea... he's a total pooper prober.

by asshatgogodancer December 20, 2010

penis prober

Adj; A male who has a tendency to place his genitalia in unusual places.

Last night some guy got his junk stuck in one of the jacuzzi jets, what a penis prober.

by scorepex July 11, 2007

anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016

2B properness

2B properness is...

"to be, or not to be,"quintessential postmodern expression of positive creativity

he has 2B properness

by avesta August 2, 2010