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pro-boner 

Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
pro-boner by Pope Vicious I September 4, 2011
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Pro Boner 

Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
I'm gonna fuck that hooker/undercover cop pro boner
Pro Boner by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018

pro boner 

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
pro boner by Elliott December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on April 17, 2018

Pro Boner 

For the good of the penis
Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.
Pro Boner by Fonzie Shake November 2, 2010

pro-boner 

When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
pro-boner by Bobojoe December 19, 2010

Pro Boner 

When you do a task, or job for free but instead want that person to love and have sex with you
John: so I helped her move out.

Zack: so how much did she pay you?

John: no I did it for free.

Zack ahh pro boner
Pro Boner by purple toothbrush October 12, 2009
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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