Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"
"Is Shelly going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
"Is Shelly going to be there?"
"Yeah."
"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
by Pope Vicious I September 03, 2011
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The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
by Elliott December 26, 2005
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Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018
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by Fonzie Shake November 01, 2010
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Similar to "pro bono" (denoting work undertaken for the public good without charge, especially legal work for a client with a low income). Pro boner instead refers to women with low self-esteem because of outward appearance or possibly some fucked up daddy issues. Getting your pro boner in is usually done to salvage some remaining self-esteem in a girl by having sex with her.
"After she bought me that fifth shot I figured whatever... I'll just get my pro boner in, so I fucked in her my mom's mini-van out back."
"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
"Oh him? That's Steve. Yeah, he's not bad looking but he's always on his pro boner game, swoopin' up sad fat girls. He's like a public defender but for sad fat girls..."
by Buttenlocker June 04, 2014
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John: so I helped her move out.
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner
Zack: so how much did she pay you?
John: no I did it for free.
Zack ahh pro boner
by purple toothbrush October 12, 2009
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by Bobojoe December 16, 2010
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