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Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
by Pope Vicious I September 03, 2011
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
I'm gonna fuck that hooker/undercover cop pro boner
by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018
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work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
by Elliott December 26, 2005
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For the good of the penis
Pro boner bro, You gotta fuck Lauren to get to the Angie. Angie's worth it.
by Fonzie Shake November 01, 2010
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When you do a task, or job for free but instead want that person to love and have sex with you
John: so I helped her move out.

Zack: so how much did she pay you?

John: no I did it for free.

Zack ahh pro boner
by purple toothbrush October 12, 2009
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When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
by Bobojoe December 16, 2010
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