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pro-boner 

When a prostitute gives their service for free.
If you're hot enough, maybe that prostitute will give it to you pro-boner.
pro-boner by Bobojoe December 19, 2010
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Pro-Boner 

It like Pro-Bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
EXCEPT...
Your donating your boner for the public good... cause.. there is no use hiding it
That would just be a waste.
A:So are you going to the Club this weekend?
B:Yes, as a matter of fact I am, It's going to be Pro-Boner
Pro-Boner by KevMack July 29, 2009

pro-boner 

As the opposite of con-boner, pro-boner means cool, amazing, awesome, epic, ect.
"That rollercoaster was pro-boner!"
"That movie was pro-boner!"
pro-boner by Roxas/Misa August 10, 2009

Pro-boner 

The best boner you ever had.
Person: Last night, I totally had a pro-boner.
Pro-boner by Marileina January 9, 2009

Pro Boner 

Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
I'm gonna fuck that hooker/undercover cop pro boner
Pro Boner by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018

pro boner 

work completed with sexual favors given in recompense
The cases taken up by the Hipster Defense League over the past several years have been mainly pro boner work.
pro boner by Elliott December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on April 17, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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