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(adj.) Choosing to have sex with a man or woman or perform a sexual act for free as a means of philanthropy.
After retiring, Gladys started dishing out sexual favors proboner to keep busy while enriching the lives of those around her.
Proboner by Annalizzo August 3, 2010
Words you can keep
Verb; to discuss the definition of a term.
"I proboned masticate today"
proboner by Rob Murray April 19, 2005
The proboner sloced her uterus in half.
proboner by twinkietits March 21, 2004
When an attorney represents a victim without charging a monetary fee, but out of mutual motivation to "stick it" to a man who harmed the victim in the form of a crime or other injustice with the intent to "stick it" to the victim.
I would love to represent Stormy Daniels proboner against Trump in a lawsuit.
PROBONER by 7spl3spl2 April 7, 2023

pro-boner 

Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.
"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."
pro-boner by Pope Vicious I September 4, 2011

Pro Boner 

Evading legal repercussion by showing up with a camera to fuck a hooker. You pay the camera man/producer the agreed upon amount and he pays the hooker. Then you work for free or "Pro Boner" to make the adult film.
I'm gonna fuck that hooker/undercover cop pro boner
Pro Boner by NearSightedGyno October 10, 2018
A sex positition where the receiver is lying face down and the other lying facing them on top.
I gave it to her soo good probone style.
probone by ProboneMaster June 6, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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