"I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
my stereo can drive Empire State Building sized speakers. They said it had 500 watts.
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
Yeah man, but that's some stereo-ego; do you work for Best Buy or something?
by steed dropout August 17, 2012
Dude, you wouldn't believe what he told her so he could screw her. He's worse than players and liars--a real layer.
by Steed Dropout August 22, 2012
"Dude, my sexy dentamatrix dentist worked me over pretty good yesterday. I was screaming pull it out, pull it out now! I'm still freaked.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
Doesn't that violate the rules of dominance, man? Did you launch?
She said, contemptuously, "Clean yourself off."
I was totally ashamed. My balls have shrunk, man.
by Steed Dropout August 25, 2012
"I had just tamed my wake-up boner, when SHE walked in,
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
and, BOING!--it was back, a raging dorm-boner.
"What'd you do?"
"I jammed it under the sink, and went on shaving."
by Steed Dropout September 15, 2012
From tête-à-tête, a face to face social event, but this is tit to tit, where a man brushes against a girl's tits with his chest, or two girls touch.
"I went tit to tit with her yesterday, when a lurch on the metro threw me against her."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
"OMG," then what happened?"
"I turned beet red, and stiffened, even though I tried to suppress my ten-foot pole."
by Steed Dropout August 29, 2012
Sorry I missed our morning run, man, but in order to run that early, I had to take some drinks and a sleeping pill so I could be on time. Won't do that again, but don't expect me for a 6.a
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
run, either. Those pillovers aren't worth it!
by steed dropout August 18, 2012