Private eye

When you are fucking your girl from behind and pull out before blowing your load. You then take aim spunking in her eye as she looks back at you wondering why you don't want to give her a cream pie.

Dude#1:. How come your gf is squinting?
Dude#2: I have here the private eye last night.

Private eye by mafiaMike July 1, 2018

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Private Eye

Satirical British magazine edited by Ian Hislop which specialises in exposing highbrow political scandal and making cheap nob gags. Very funny and well worth reading.

Private Eye by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

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One inch high private eye

A short person usually found in the work place who is enjoys snitching on fellow colleagues to the big boss.

Look busy here comes the one inch high private eye!

One inch high private eye by Abiswaythe January 30, 2010

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inch eye-private eye

a person who is nosy, asking too many questions, or known for snooping around in other people's business.

"Man, my girl is always asking me questions about where I been. She need to quit being inch eye-private eye.'

inch eye-private eye by treece December 22, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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