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PITA fee 

A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
PITA fee by spicy lengua July 23, 2009
Related Words
Pritam • pritard • Pritaj • pritansh • prita • Prital • pritanshi • pritash • pritay • Pritaya
Prianca is an awesome nice girl. If you lose her you will be very upset. She is hilarous. She is very smart and het heart is so big is might explode. She is beautiful but doesn't know it ,true to herself and amazing to be around. She is fun, wild, forgiving and loyal. She trys to help as many people as can, you will be lucky to have her as a friend ( if you are lucky enough to be friends with a prianca don't screw it up you will regret it) Prianca can make friends very easily because of her fun bubbly personality. She makes all the guys fall in love with her and is just perfect. She is the prettiest and smartest in her friend group.
I am naming my daughter Prianca because she an amazing, beautiful daughter.
Prianca by pksgdhdisbs August 1, 2017
It’s a really cool mutual you can get on Tiktok and Twitter she never miss
“Hey are you mutuals with pitavs on Tiktok?”
“Yeah!”
“You are cool”
Pitavs by Okay_ilove August 27, 2021
Prit' + 'tam origin Sanskrit - Lover or Someone who is full of love and affection for others.

Also used as a name for boys.
Dr. Pritam truly embodies his name, as he treats his patients with so much love and care.
Pritam by ZedAvons May 10, 2009
1) Acronym for Pain In The Ass, a major annoyance.
2) Flat bread of Mediterranean origin, eaten as is or filled with small pieces of roasted meat, veggies, condiments, etc.
1) Reinstalling everything after a virus was a true PITA.
2) Greek-style pita is round and thickish, while Cypriot-style pita is elongated and thin.
pita by The Eternal Grunt April 27, 2004

PITA syndrome 

The PITA syndrome refers to a person consistently being a pain in the ass to other people. This term is occasionally used by psychologists to refer to a pattern of being consistently annoying or unpleasant.
Bill went through life consistently manifesting the PITA syndrome.
PITA syndrome by Duckbutt September 10, 2004
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