prisontard

One of those sad-sacks who just can’t stay out of the slammer, the multiple repeat offender who finds solace inside.

The prisontard needs the ultra-structured world of prison to be OK since the chaos of the outer world is too much for him to withstand or comprehend.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

prisontation

A long boring work presentation one is forced to watch without the hope of getting up and walking out. Usually involves PowerPoint and bullets and low-res charts.

John, at corporate, is making his PowerPoint prisontation mandatory for all team members.

by manfun October 23, 2012

prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.

No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.

by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011

Prisonland

The newest Disneyland attraction wherein you can experience all levels of the exciting prison experience, from dropping the soap in a crowded shower to embarking on an insanely exciting but doomed escape outta Alcatraz to being on Death Row, ordering up a Happy Meal as the last great gastronomic moment of your pathetic life.

My big friend, Mr. Bubba, says to Mickey whom he now realizes testified against him, “Bend over baby, we’re in Prisonland!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 29, 2022

Prisonary

A variation on the game Pictionary, however, concerned fully with the theme of Prison. Thus, Prisonary.

Tim: A man is bent over bleeding
Eric: Ya.
Tim: And you drew a screw plus a piece of cloth
Eric: Ya.
Tim: Is it a shiv?
ERIC: PRISONARY!

by Zoroasteros December 3, 2010