A noun that describes a penis-waving, promiscuous old
queen who frequents bodybuilding forums and pisses everyone off with plagiarized ramblings and incorrigible perversity. For such a wicked reprobate, opprobrium is but welcome attention, and pleas for solitude are taken as opportunities for continued conversation. The uninitiated often misread this creature as naive and gregarious, but behind the
mask of congeniality, there lies a
cold, deceitful and egotistical mind, unclouded by another’s feelings, for he
alone is the sole beneficiary of all his shameful actions. Moral law dictates that if such an individual is encountered in the flesh, he must be
hung by the neck until dead.
Son: "Mom, why are there empty bottles of poppers on my bedroom floor, and my
Google search
history is now a 'who's who' list of every gay pornstar in Uganda?
Mom: "Oh,
sorry, son, Primemuscle said he needed to use your computer again for research purposes.