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"Wanking in the toilets at work I got too excited and sprayed prifft everywhere"

"Your mum is so hot I prifft myself"
prifft by Peter_parker June 2, 2017
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Wagwan piffting 

A greeting mostly used by the famous youtuber Memeulous.
Ayo wagwan piffting whats your bbm pin add me on Bin Weevils: Sportyskater201
Wagwan piffting by caitlintxo September 26, 2018
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wagwan piffting 

ayy yo wagwan piffting let me get your bbm pin
wagwan piffting by lukasbrown March 9, 2017

Wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin 

wagwan piffting means yo wassup girl and you say that before you ask for their bbm pin, which is their number on blackberry messenger.
*sees a hot milf on the street*
Ayeee wagwan piffting wots ur bbm pin?

piffting 

A person who is attractive.

piff = high quality
ting = slang for thing
"bruv, did you see that chick, she was a piffting"
piffting by Artavious November 29, 2011

Wagwan piffting 

A saying introduced by the best YouTuber; memeulous.
Add me on snap- km4849 . Wagwan piffting means whats up girl.
Wagwan piffting by Snap- km4849 June 12, 2018

wagwarn piffting 

Term derived from slang. Normally used in England. I mean you'd sound like a bit of a nob if you used this in America or something.

Anyway, basically it translates to "What's up? You're extremely attractive" It is now mostly used by teenagers who are wannabe gangsters (like I stated earlier) or a group of guys saying it as a joke.
"Oi wagwarn piffting! Can I get ur bbm pin?!"
wagwarn piffting by soph.baxx April 17, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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