piffter

a light airy fart, that makes a "puff" sound. (most commonly done by fancy ladies when they are in public.)

I did a piffter.

by crackalackenpeanuts January 24, 2016

Piffter

Someone that you describe, who you know or someone you’ve seen before.

“Yo that piffter is dating her now.”
“Hey where’s that piffter Josh mate?”

by IKnowDefinitions July 24, 2019