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Priested

When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead
Paige came over last night and I priested her
by Jessy jams January 18, 2018
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Priested

Meaning the same as "raped" in an online game such as COD or Halo.
Did you guys win your clan match?" "Oh yeah we priested those Randa Pandas!
by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010
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priestess

A damn good hard rock band that sounds like '79 era stuff with today's energy. Nice band to see live.
I saw Priestess doing the opening act for Motorhead
by Jebberz April 18, 2006
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Priester

A combination of the words preacher and priest. Often used when you don't know what to call a religious leader
Jonathan:What religion is he apart of
Rachael: Idk he's a priester
by Raycheesi November 2, 2009
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priestess

a beautiful woman.

someone who follows the lores of God, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.

they are often warriors or "priests" that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on Earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.

anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.

their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants

priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.

they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
we need a priestess to exorcise this small patch of ground

ok we don't get what this means where's the priestess!

who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
by priestessess May 12, 2007
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Priester

The combonation or a priest and a preacher, usually used when you don't know what to call a certain religous leader.
Rachael: "Omg, what if my dad was a Priester?"

Jonathan: "A what?"
by gagalovemen November 2, 2009
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Naughty Priestess

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.
There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!
by Aetheri November 26, 2019
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