Priested
Priested by Jessy jams January 18, 2018
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Priested
Priested by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010
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priestess
a beautiful woman.
someone who follows the lores of God, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.
they are often warriors or "priests" that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on Earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.
anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.
their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants
priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.
they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
someone who follows the lores of God, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.
they are often warriors or "priests" that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on Earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.
anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.
their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants
priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.
they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
we need a priestess to exorcise this small patch of ground
ok we don't get what this means where's the priestess!
who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
ok we don't get what this means where's the priestess!
who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
priestess by priestessess May 12, 2007
Priester
The combonation or a priest and a preacher, usually used when you don't know what to call a certain religous leader.
Priester by gagalovemen November 2, 2009
Naughty Priestess
Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.
Naughty Priestess by Aetheri November 26, 2019
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