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Priested 

Meaning the same as "raped" in an online game such as COD or Halo.
Did you guys win your clan match?" "Oh yeah we priested those Randa Pandas!
Priested by doosh mcbag September 25, 2010

priestess 

A damn good hard rock band that sounds like '79 era stuff with today's energy. Nice band to see live.
I saw Priestess doing the opening act for Motorhead
priestess by Jebberz April 18, 2006

Priester 

A combination of the words preacher and priest. Often used when you don't know what to call a religious leader
Jonathan:What religion is he apart of
Rachael: Idk he's a priester
Priester by Raycheesi November 2, 2009

priestess 

a beautiful woman.

someone who follows the lores of God, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.

they are often warriors or "priests" that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on Earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.

anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.

their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants

priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.

they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
we need a priestess to exorcise this small patch of ground

ok we don't get what this means where's the priestess!

who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
priestess by priestessess May 12, 2007

Priester 

The combonation or a priest and a preacher, usually used when you don't know what to call a certain religous leader.
Rachael: "Omg, what if my dad was a Priester?"

Jonathan: "A what?"
Priester by gagalovemen November 2, 2009

Naughty Priestess 

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.
There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!
Naughty Priestess by Aetheri November 26, 2019
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leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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