When you cum on a somethings forehead and then draw a cross in the cum on their forehead
Paige came over last night and I priested her
by Jessy jams January 18, 2018
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Meaning the same as "raped" in an online game such as COD or Halo.
Did you guys win your clan match?" "Oh yeah we priested those Randa Pandas!
by doosh mcbag September 23, 2010
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A boy who, in the RC church, enters a seminary where, without having acquired sufficient understanding, he vows to abstain from women and healthy sexual desires. Upon ordiantion a few years later he is inflicted upon the world, still no wiser and only a little better educated, where he is treated by believers as though he is God incarnate. This combination of twisted sexuality and superhuman authority was the cause of the disaster that has befallen so many children throughout the Catholic world.
All priests are perverts, Q.E.D.
by Andrew Strand February 15, 2007
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Me: who's that man in a dress?
Church-goer that's a priest.
by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008
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now you understand why little boys are so quiet at church, priest
by anon500 June 13, 2009
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A Catholic man who wears black clothes and a white collar who pretends to represent Christ, but is actually a homosexual pedophile.

Hey, do you see that priest over there? That's the one who sodomized me in second grade.

The priest who performed my marriage raped me when I was 7.

The parish priest got us drunk and then sucked our cocks.

That's the priest who shoved a crucifix in my ass when I was in kindergarten.

The priest from our church blessed our cocks with holy water before he blew us.
by Louis P. July 31, 2006
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