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priestess 

A damn good hard rock band that sounds like '79 era stuff with today's energy. Nice band to see live.
I saw Priestess doing the opening act for Motorhead
priestess by Jebberz April 18, 2006

Priester 

A combination of the words preacher and priest. Often used when you don't know what to call a religious leader
Jonathan:What religion is he apart of
Rachael: Idk he's a priester
Priester by Raycheesi November 2, 2009

priestess 

a beautiful woman.

someone who follows the lores of God, obviously harmonizing with the people and their interests.

they are often warriors or "priests" that have a prophecy or a message to bring to the world. they are only on Earth temporarily, leaving when the task is done.

anyone can be a priestess as long as 1)female and 2)beautiful, but true priestesses are kind, true and clever and honest to the bone.

their uniform consists of the
i)white large western shirt (long and tucked into the bottoms) with flowing sleeves and are often split or detachable
ii)red/crimson/darkcrimson pants that almost touch the ground, sweeping the feet and natural plants

priestesses are often tall, mature and wise.

they are brave and go to places men fear to tread. often safe places that are natural or modestly beautiful. they like to protect humans
we need a priestess to exorcise this small patch of ground

ok we don't get what this means where's the priestess!

who hung up my clothes! gee it must be the priestess
priestess by priestessess May 12, 2007

Priester 

The combonation or a priest and a preacher, usually used when you don't know what to call a certain religous leader.
Rachael: "Omg, what if my dad was a Priester?"

Jonathan: "A what?"
Priester by gagalovemen November 2, 2009

Naughty Priestess 

Also known as a Kahlua Hot Chocolate, this rich drink hits the spot on a cold day. Initially named in a cute attempt to get a girl tipsy, its now lovingly used in reference to a well known community organizer.
There's nothing better than a Naughty Priestess to warm you up!
Naughty Priestess by Aetheri November 26, 2019

priestentious 

This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.
"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.

"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."
priestentious by kellybex September 2, 2009
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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