priestdick

A dick so rarely used it may as well be shrivelled in the sun like a sultana, or cut off and subsequently eaten by a nun mistaking it for a hotdog. With sauce or mustard

Benji never pulls a root. I'm surprised his choad hasn't fallen off like a priestdick. For all we know it has fallen off.

priestdick by youcangoandsuckmycock September 16, 2009

presidicktator 

a sentient; current or past head of state who is a giant potato sack full of dicks

Presidicktator Donald Trump and his vice-sentient potato sack of dicks Mr. Pence are ruining the country of the United States of America for the VAST MAJORITY of the population who by majority both did and did NOT vote for him in the 2016 election.

presidicktator by the Red-Headed Pecker June 2, 2017

Priestmike 

O gamias sas

Omg he definetly fcks my mother. It's priestmike after all.

Priestmike by Thermosifonas November 20, 2021

prestwick 

The most dullest town in the whole of Scotland, Known for golf and shit, has one of the worst schools in the country, and is full of chavs.

Prestwick casual 1:wit de ye wan' tae dae tonight?
Prestwick casual 2: Fuckin' get steamin' like!

prestwick by gucci mink November 29, 2016

prestricktable 

When you know that something Strickt is about to appear, when used in a sentence, it tells the person who's reading that book to predict that something/someone is gonna tell them to 'Shut up' or 'Fill that pie hole, floopy!', one or the other its not meant to be used in childrens books ;(.

person 1: I know something prestricktable is gonna happen.

person 2: (in his head) what a ding dong!

prestricktable by Smar guy! November 28, 2019

Prestwick Academy

The worst school in Scotland; often referred to as a term for bad education, an obvious answer, or a dumb response.

Jerome: Light bulbs are activated by a switch.
Tyrone: Well nah Prestwick Academy.

Prestwick Academy by KarenUprising2020 September 19, 2020

crimson pritstick 

Dick covered in period blood

"She gave me the crimson pritstick last night"

crimson pritstick by PeeGoth March 4, 2019