prickticing

Purposefully being a douche bag to your siblings, so you keep your reputation in check.

Yeah, yesterday I was prickticing on my brother so that I don't lose myself when around my friends.

by Douchey McBaggington February 1, 2016

practicing avoidance

"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.

Bitch please you weren't " practicing avoidance" you were giving me the silent treatment!

by BEEFREE16 July 13, 2022

Practicing Scientology

the act of smoking marijuana in an automobile while driving. derived from the term "cruise", which then led to "tom cruise", and eventually became "Practicing Scientology"

hey man, I got a philly, some weed, and a quarter tank of gas. wanna start practicing scientology?

by aanne June 22, 2010

non-practicing lesbian

A person who has given up on men.

My break-up with Jake destroyed me. I've become a non-practicing lesbian.

by ErinB January 2, 2009

Practicing the Bassoon

1. Going into the back room under the pretense of practicing the bassoon. However, the perpetrator proceeds to smoke the devil's lettuce, usually using the bassoon as a bong.

2. A euphemism for smoking pot.

Taylor: What were you doing back there?

Ben: Just practicing the bassoon.

Taylor: Oh. Gotcha ;)

by Mr. Stanturf September 10, 2011

practicing flute

a torturous event that involves many hours, often in a small, bear, white room, by one's self, working endlessly on a few passages to have them torn apart at your next lesson

"You want to go out tonight?"
"Sorry, I'm practicing flute."

by The Floutist January 20, 2009

practicing piano

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.

i just spent 3 hours practicing piano, i want to tear off my hands.

by caitlizzin August 27, 2008