pretzil

The douchebag's way of spelling, and saying, pretzel.

"I LOVE PRETZILS!!"

by Himynameisinexplicable March 15, 2014

Chocolate Pretzil

When you walk around on a hot day for so long your arse starts to sweat. You them wipe your arse on your hand and then shake someones hand

That spactard was fucking me off so much I gave him a chocolate pretzil

You tit

by chocolatepretzil June 20, 2009