Skip to main content

pretty kritty 

a down ass ho. pretty kritty will always keep a smile on your face while maintaining a wonderful balanceing act of holding a bottle of mad dog in one hand and a weed chalace in the other. has been known to rock out in karaoke at times. if she asks for your draws, don't be offended, simply drop them and see what wonderland adventure you will embark on next.
pretty kritty by gfwho November 11, 2010
Words you can keep

Pretty Kitty

Also can be known as a 'jade' or other catlike creatures. People who have a catlike face and nature are often refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty'. Note: Being refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty' is usally a compliment not an insult.
'awww look at that pretty kitty'
'*hisssssssssss*'

Pretty kitty

Pretty kitty is what a Dom calls a Sub when she is doing what he wants
Dom: Your such a good Pretty kitty
Sub: Thank you daddy
Pretty kitty by ♡heart♡ October 10, 2022

Pretty Kitty

A variation on the White Glove.
While doing the lucky lady from behind, cum in you hand.
Before she has time to turn around, begin to pet the back of her head (with the cum covered hand), whilst saying "Who's a pretty kitty?"
after i gave her the pretty kitty, She had to cut her hair like a lesbian. So I told her not to call me any more.
Pretty Kitty by Hea-da October 3, 2011

pretty kitty

A felin that loves his owner but will put a paw up if he is felling down.
Hey pretty kitty(put's paw in owners face)!!!!!!!!
pretty kitty by poo August 28, 2003

Pretty Kitty

The act of a female straddling a male and licking the scrotum ever so slightly whilst deficating on his belly, and smearing it around his stomach with her pelvis. Meow
I need to take a shower after that pretty kitty
Pretty Kitty by Danielle and Pete February 12, 2021

Pretty Kitty

That one guy at school who's hair is freakishly soft and silky; like a cat's.
"*stroking someone's hair* Pretty Kitty~"

"Stop touching me."
Pretty Kitty by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next