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pretty kritty 

a down ass ho. pretty kritty will always keep a smile on your face while maintaining a wonderful balanceing act of holding a bottle of mad dog in one hand and a weed chalace in the other. has been known to rock out in karaoke at times. if she asks for your draws, don't be offended, simply drop them and see what wonderland adventure you will embark on next.
pretty kritty by gfwho November 11, 2010
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Pretty Kitty

Also can be known as a 'jade' or other catlike creatures. People who have a catlike face and nature are often refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty'. Note: Being refered to as a 'Pretty Kitty' is usally a compliment not an insult.

Pretty kitty

Pretty kitty is what a Dom calls a Sub when she is doing what he wants
Dom: Your such a good Pretty kitty
Sub: Thank you daddy
Pretty kitty by ♡heart♡ October 10, 2022

Pretty Kitty

A variation on the White Glove.
While doing the lucky lady from behind, cum in you hand.
Before she has time to turn around, begin to pet the back of her head (with the cum covered hand), whilst saying "Who's a pretty kitty?"
after i gave her the pretty kitty, She had to cut her hair like a lesbian. So I told her not to call me any more.
Pretty Kitty by Hea-da October 3, 2011

pretty kitty

A felin that loves his owner but will put a paw up if he is felling down.
Hey pretty kitty(put's paw in owners face)!!!!!!!!
pretty kitty by poo August 28, 2003

Pretty Kitty

The act of a female straddling a male and licking the scrotum ever so slightly whilst deficating on his belly, and smearing it around his stomach with her pelvis. Meow
I need to take a shower after that pretty kitty
Pretty Kitty by Danielle and Pete February 12, 2021

Pretty Kitty

That one guy at school who's hair is freakishly soft and silky; like a cat's.
"*stroking someone's hair* Pretty Kitty~"

"Stop touching me."
Pretty Kitty by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

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