Pretiquette

When someone sits on a table in Pret A Manger with their laptop/work for hours and only drinks one coffee. Or doesn't clear the table after them.

Sarah: Aww, there is nowhere to sit.
Brad: Look at that guy taking up a whole table, nigga don't even got a drink.
Sarah: That's bad pretiquette

Pretiquette by hell0_w0rld October 20, 2015

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pretiquette

When someone queues in the wrong line at a Pret in London, so they end up standing for ages in the wrong queue, take up much needed space, and look like a nob.

Or, used to describe someone who is generally not well versed in the traditions of Pret A Manger in London.

*Person stands in the waiting-to-receive queue when they should be in the waiting to-be-served queue*

Sue: "That person is a mug and lacks pretiquette!"

pretiquette by LongPyjamas December 28, 2023

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Eretiquette

Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).

Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"

Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."

Eretiquette by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010