pretenduate

1) A melding of the words "Pretend" and "Evaluate"

2) The act of evaluating something that does not exist.

“Since this function doesn’t exist, we will simply Pretenduate it”

by Karmmott April 11, 2005

Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.

"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."

by DollarReel March 6, 2010