presome

To have sex with a pregnant woman in their third trimester, as there is a third party involved

You know Haleigh, that pregnant girl in Bio? She and I had a presome the other night.

by Andretits February 2, 2024

Puresome

Adjective. Describes something that is definitely awesome, but is in fact beyond awesome, i.e. purely awesome.

That performance was absolutely puresome.

by Tom Vek October 16, 2011

Presomnthesia

Constant racing thoughts that keep you awake before you sleep. Usually caused by troubles, upcoming events or excitments that stalk your mind. Duration: approx. 1 hour.

Brian "Dude you look like you can carry a small load of grocerries in those bags underneath your eyes!"
Marko " I know. I know. I kept having presomnthesia last night!"

by Daravouchi November 24, 2013

Presomination

A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.

"When I tried to go to sleep last night, I had a wicked good PRESOMINATION."

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

Peesome

When 3 or more people float next to each other in an ocean or lake, and all pee simultaneously. Likely the result of alcohol consumption.

"After spending the afternoon drinking beers on a boat, Heather, Jessica and I had a peesome while floating in the lake."

by KingGus2 May 29, 2013

Pwesome

Adj. Something that is so awesome, it's deserving of the -pw prefix, which can be taken to mean "greatly". Therefore, pwesome means "Greatly awesome."

"That movie was pwesome."

by Aki February 19, 2005

presomale

Persona avente turbe personali, la quale proietta il malessere interiore sul modo circostante.
Può essere percepita quale depressa, triste, delusa, o simili.

L'esatto opposto di presobene

-Perché Antonio ha smesso di farsi la doccia da giorni?
-Sta presomale zio

by DingoSquad March 10, 2015