pregometry

preg·om·e·try
prēgˈämətrē/
noun
noun: pregometry
1 the branch of trickery concerned with the manipulation of a husband by a his pregnant wife to do all kinds of favors with a false promise of sexual relations day after day after day

“My wife has been using pregometry on me for the last six months to get me to build her a new, more powerful Death Star.”

by Nookieless Chosen January 25, 2017

pleiometry

1. Study of measuring an allele at a certain locus
2. How to measure the length of an allele at a certain locus.

I was studying my pleiometry when someone dianigenly hit me with a shtigger.

by BioChicks March 29, 2015