prepsi 

Pepsi bought in preparation of the upcoming apocalypse.

Humans can survive on just Pepsi, so I have a massive prepsi warehouse, ready for that apocalypse.

prepsi by Bad C dev July 25, 2021

presick 

Sometimes you feel like you are going to be unwell e.g. you think you're starting to run a bit of temperature.

"Sorry, I won't be able to join you tomorrow. I am feeling presick right now."

presick by Danlod2 November 5, 2021

Russian President

The Russian President is the person in charge of Russia. The current Russian President is Vladimir Putin, but not for long. In 2020 the Russian will Vote Kokichi Ouma as their new leader

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Russian President?
Person 2: You mean Kokichi Ouma?
Person 1: Yeah! He's a way better President than Vladimir Putin was
Person 2: Yes he is

Russian President by Vote Kokichi Russian President May 17, 2020

President Douchebag 

Donald J. Trump

If the all Toothless Morons in the Midwest and Cretins in the Florida Panhandle didn’t believe the Russian state sponsored Propaganda flooded onto social media, we would have never elected President Douchebag; that is why they all have a garage full of products from Ronco like Popeil's Pocket Fisherman.

President Douchebag by napalona zając January 7, 2017

Crystal Pepsi 

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

Crystal Pepsi by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

President Baby syndrome 

A person with President Baby syndrome is selfish, throws tantrums when criticized, complains constantly, is obsessed with money, doesn't believe rules should apply to him, and is the president of a sovereign country. This is a specific form of King Baby syndrome, a common term in the addiction recovery field. Some psychologists, in fact, believe that President Baby syndrome is a consequence of when King Baby syndrome is suffered by a critical number of individual voters.

Dunno about you but I'm not looking forward to at least four years of normalized President Baby syndrome.

President Baby syndrome by Wilma Auld January 6, 2017

terminal preppie 

They want to fit in like a cog in a faceless machine. They block out thinking because it won't get them ahead, and tend to major in business.

Someday I'll have power, someday I'll have boats, a tract in some suburb with Thanksgivings to host. I'm a terminal preppie.

terminal preppie by inanechild November 20, 2003