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precoytal 

before you begin sex
"I am always precoytal"-How I Meet Your Mother.
precoytal by PaperDollKat July 2, 2011
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precuntal vortex 

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).
As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"
precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.
Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.
Being a prick and an ass at the same time.
I've never met her and she's mean to me! She's prectal.
Prectal by Izzums October 19, 2015

Preceptalusion 

The illusion that is given by the deception of the ones observing and making false statements of the perceived. Your vision is what I make it . True vision is what I want you to see. your knowledge is a lacking of what is really the truth in becoming.
Your preceptalusion is at my expense because you give me excitement and knowledge to know how you’re supposed to be focused on observation and determination. I’m determined to see how fake people will go to try to twist and manipulate a situation yet living within a lie of there own self

precuntal fortex 

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.
Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.
precuntal fortex by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020

prenostalgia

The feeling when you're doing something and realize that you will look back at this moment with nostalgia.
Bro: Man, I'm having such a good time right now, I don't wanna leave this. This is gonna be a memory one day.
You: Hey man, no prenostalgia. Live in the moment.
prenostalgia by Cantfindlemon October 17, 2025
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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