Predickament
Damn, first she wants to fuck me, then she's les, then she wants a vibrator.
Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
Shit bro, that's a pretty bad predickament.
Predickament by yursh22 June 19, 2017
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Predickament
Predickament by Drobbo April 17, 2019
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predickament
The Watergate predickament was caused mainly by a lot of Washington politicians --- including ol' Tricky himself --- being shady and self-serving.
predickament by QuacksO April 26, 2019
predicament bondage
Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
predicament bondage by Foot Slave October 22, 2018
The Predicaments
1) I have the pleasure to expose to you my predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.
3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
2) I was in the bathroom and some dude was staring at my predicaments.
3) I kicked him in the predicaments.
The Predicaments by The5thCylon September 14, 2010
predicament and a half
predicament and a half by c1nnamoroll April 30, 2006
penile predicament
One having severe Problems with One's Penis. (Mr. SuggleFutz) its related to genital warts but not limited to.
Sir Darby: "My dear sir, What ever is the matter?"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
Me: "Darby, I am seem to be having difficulty extracting my penis from this dog's anus"
Sir Darby: "egads! A penile predicament!"
Me: "Oh I say, Righto!"
Sir Darby: "What a folly!"
penile predicament by Adam Mills May 8, 2003
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