pre-pup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.

Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.

Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.

pre-pup by flatrockdam November 30, 2009

Pre-pup

The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.

John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.

Pre-pup by megatorial May 19, 2009

pre-baby puppy 

a term used to described a puppy purchased by new couple soon after moving in together. The puppy is the pre-cursor to getting married and having children together.

The puppy represents a low risk test of the couple's ability to handle the responsibility of raising a child together.

Ryan: Did you hear Jeremy and Julie got a puppy?
TJ: Sure did. That's a pre-baby puppy if I've ever seen one!
Ryan: huh?
TJ: First they move in together, then comes the puppy, then the ring, then the baby.

pre-baby puppy by tylr83 April 13, 2011

prepup 

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a prepup first.

Woman: Yeah: Cuz if you ever break up with me, I'm keeping the dog.

Man: Fine! But if he swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, he's getting the needle. That's the Darwin Award clause.

prepup by flatrockdam October 4, 2009

prepuptial 

An agreement re: getting a dog (originally heard on NPR).

As part of deciding to get a dog, the family negotiated a prepuptial agreement.

prepuptial by Lis-El March 14, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020