nap bag

A person who is so utterly boring it makes you want to take a nap.

Dude, I totally fell asleep in class today because my religion prefessor is such a nap bag.

by megatorial May 19, 2009

Pre-pup

The agreement between a couple when they get a dog to determine, if the couple should split, who gets residential custody of said pet.

John and Sherry just got a labrador retriever, but she made him sign a pre-pup in case they ever broke up.

by megatorial May 19, 2009