shazza's definitions

mofohoe

mutton dressed up as lamb

shes too old man look at her baggy ass in those tight jeans... shes a mofohoe

by shazza March 15, 2003

pram face

girl who is a little rough around the edges and wouldn't look at all out of place at 14 years of age pushing a newborn through a council estate.

"jaysus look at that pram-face in the patent white platforms with the umbro tracky"

by shazza October 5, 2003

sweetbreads

A term reffering to the edible testicles of the animal generall known as a 'sheep'. Traditional farming cuisine.

Fred - "mmmm sheila this meals fantastic"
Sheila - "Why yes they're sweetbreads"

by Shazza June 12, 2005

phwoar

An exclamation uttered when a person encounters a near miss.

Phwoar! I nearly back-ended that Ferrari!

by Shazza October 22, 2001

slank

underage skank wannabe

she tries hard but dont u touch her, shes only 13 man a slank if ever i saw one

by shazza March 15, 2003

wrote down

an amalgamation of the two adjectives 'wrote off' and 'bet down'. Is best used to describe someone who is so ugly they pollute your eyes. A total no-hoper. Should be digitally remastered asap.

"Sonya from Eastenders is so wrote down"

by shazza October 5, 2003

blegh

An expression of discontent or frustration.

Blegh! I've changed this flash file three times and I'm still told it's wrong!

by Shazza June 24, 2002