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pragmantic 

(adjective) Having excessively realistic expectations about romance.
(noun) a person who has excessively realistic expectations about romance.
I'm pragmantic - I'll be your girlfriend until someone better comes along.

He's such a pragmantic - he loves her as long as it doesn't eat into his video gaming time.

The pragmantic approach would be to sleep with him until you can find a way to dump him without breaking his heart.
pragmantic by Bigbottomend September 30, 2009
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Progmatic 

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.
Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"

Prashanticate

The act of beautifying something or upping the design level to that of gods. Also know as pkatinizing.
Yo phutch, let me prashanticate the dashboard so it looks bad ass.
Prashanticate by blowythewhale March 1, 2013

progmantic 

A progmantic is someone who is a romantic at heart but has a realistic view of love and goes about finding it in a pragmantic way, aware that fairytale romances are not readily available these days.
I'm a modern-day Sleeping Beauty, I don't believe Prince Charming will bring me back to life with a kiss (unless he's a first-aid worker); and in my experience the prince turns into a toad when you kiss him rather than the other way around. My idea of being good in bed isn't lying in bed for a hundred years waiting for Prince Charming to ride up on a white horse but I'll be happy if he turns up tomorrow in a convertible with red roses, chocolate and gorgeous stilettoes to take me out to dinner!
I'm a progmantic.
progmantic by princessetamtam March 23, 2009
Realistic, practical, hardheaded, sensible, real, not fake.
Pamala: I guess Ross thinks he can play me and my best friend like flutes in his little symphony.
David: yah i know Ross, hes not too much of a pragmatic dude, hopefully you are.
pragmatic by liveit January 7, 2007

Pragmatist 

People who recognize that they can not debate their way through life. They need to take action to reach the goals they want. On the path toward accomplishing their goals, they have to take actions that may not be ideal.
Unlike Jim, who lives with his mother and debates people on Discord, I am a pragmatist. I believe doing things in the actual world will lead to my happiness.
Pragmatist by Jorolb December 6, 2020

unfavorable pragmatic indicator 

Hey doc what do you think of texts like this from my kids mom

That is what is known as an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

Wow doc you got a four dollar word for everything