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straighten 

To pay off a 'bent' or corrupt official
Jack straightened out the copper and we got let off
straighten by Damian M January 10, 2009
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straighten up and fly right 

Get your shit together--and keep it together.
If you don't straighten up and fly right, I'll have to call the police, and they'll do it for you!

straighten up 

When a homosexual or bisexual person alters the appearance of his or her domecile in order to hide from view any objects that could be construed as "gay." This is done in anticipation of the arrival of guests who are unaware of or uncomfortable with the individual's sexual orientation.
Oh, man, I need to straighten up before my parents get here. Jim, can you hold onto my gay porn until they leave?
straighten up by DavidK93 April 12, 2004

Straighten the fuck up. 

1. To stand up straight.

2. To refrain from certain forbidden activities.

3. To act in a more compassionate and caring manner.

4. To refrain from illegal activity.

5. To steer clear of droolies.
1. Stop slouching, please straighten the fuck up.

2. Stop smacking you gum, straighten the fuck up.

3. Stop being disrespect, straighten the fuck up.

4. Stop speeding, straighten the fuck up.

5. Stop sleeping around, straighten the fuck up.

straighten up 

verb: to hide gay-themed decor or other items in one's home to prepare a visit by friends or family who don't know that one is gay.
I need to straighten up my apartment before mom comes next week—can I store the Bruce Weber coffee-table books and Sunset Boulevard posters at your place?
straighten up by zip10011 June 11, 2010

straighten out 

means to duff somebody...kill em. Kill a dude them have the morgue staighten him out so they can put him in the casket.
..."I'm about to go straighten out this homo"

Mike: "Aye, you hear about Chris?"
Tony: "Yea, I heard some dude from Philly came to town and straightened his ass out, I guess it was some old business."
straighten out by B-G May 20, 2008

straighten the mirror 

Go to the bathroom.
Check your face.
Excuse me, I need to go straighten the mirror.
straighten the mirror by mrsmom February 10, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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