ppotd 

Poop pic of the day

Me: *sends ppotd to friend on snapchat*
Friend: *sends one back*

ppotd by ClickItOrTicket August 19, 2016

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. 

Imagine being hyped for something, only to realize that it becomes late. This is also very annoying.

POTDLord: We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience.
everyone: :(

We are running a bit late with POTD today. We appreciate your patience. by john0512 March 29, 2021

Potdealer 

(verb)-To convince another to do something that they already wanted to do

"George potdealered me into buying that hooker last night."
"Your girlfriend potdealered me into giving her a money shot all over her face."

Potdealer by Johnkins April 9, 2010

Ppotatology 

Ppotatology is the belief that an epic potato used half of his epicness to create the universe, the religion also believes that epic potato will rise from the soils of the sacred potato field and “epicly prank the sinners and heretics”.

You: what is your religion?

Booga clown: Ppotatology

You: WHATS THAT?
Booga clown: read the text above dumb ass!

Ppotatology by The Church of epic potato January 25, 2020

Poll of the Day (PotD) 

Possibly the best social board on GameFAQs.com. AKA PotD.

Liek OMG PotD is teh best board!

Poll of the Day (PotD) by Anonymouse PotD user May 24, 2003

photdeo 

A video taken while the subject thinks it's a photo, so they pose awkwardly for way too long. Can be an accident or a prank.

Originally coined by Ali Spagnola in a "Life the Musical" song.

My jerk friend took a photdeo of me, so I looked like an idiot.

photdeo by PegasusRacer January 27, 2017

pmotd 

put me on that dick

kalyn: reece is so hot pmotd

pmotd by hdiwojjene November 15, 2019