pootdafuk Share definition Flag Poot`da `fuk: adj. Riterical question for someone stupid, "they tend to try and answer". Short for the phrase "what the fuck!!? ". Mike walked in on Casey choking his chicken in the stall a Mickie D's and said"pootdafuk!!?. pootdafuk by Jmcluvin77 December 24, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the pootdafuk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch