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Kristaps Porzingis
A Forward for the NY Knicks. He is most known for being a 7'3 scoring machine in the NBA. Born in Latvia and given the knick name "The unicorn" by Kevin Durant.
Kristaps Porzingis by Carmelo Anthony August 31, 2017
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pozzing • Pezzing • Pazzing • puzzing • Pazzing Out • Ponzing • poozing • porzingis • Porzingoat • Pozzintheazz
Pezzing
The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.
You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?
Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!
You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!
You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!
Pezzing by McBumbersnazzle July 11, 2021
Pazzing Out
Pazzing Out is half spazzing out and half passing out, hence the term 'Pazzing'. It is when your simply in your own little world yet you are disorientated and don't know whats going on.
Ian : FML i've not done Mr. Barnaby's Latin homework!
Ed : Yeah me neither!
Ian : I'm pazzing out so bad right now!
Ed : Touche...
Ed : Yeah me neither!
Ian : I'm pazzing out so bad right now!
Ed : Touche...
Pazzing Out by Wolba November 8, 2011
Porzingoat
Kristaps Porzingis. The 7'3" NBA basketball player from Latvia. Basically the second coming of Dirk Nowitzki and Shaq wrapped into one, as he can shoot from pretty much anywhere or posterize anyone on the floor.
Jim was hitting 3s AND dunking on everyone in the game yesterday... he looked like Porzingoat out there!
Porzingoat by Knicks#33 February 14, 2017
Pazzing
To worry or stress out over everything, from dealing with shit people to things happening in your life you can’t control.
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