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powder monkey

A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle
I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open
by BostonBySea January 13, 2006
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powder monkey

A strange little man that sneaks up behind small children and screams "Y halo thar buttsekz!!!11!1!!!11 I r teh u1tim4t3 h4><0r! PWN3D!11!1!!!!1" A common character of bedtime stories.
The little boy was walking through the deep dark woods when the pedophile Powder Monkey jumped out behind him and screamed "Y HALO THAR BUTTSEKZ!!"
by Powder Monkey February 1, 2004
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monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.
Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...
by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010
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Anti Monkey Butt Powder

an actual thing, a powder that prevents swampass, balls, similar to gold bond
hey man i feel fresh

why

i use anti monkey butt powder!

wow!
by Roofuhlyn July 19, 2010
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Monkey Power

Something that Kurt Cobain has massive quantities of.

Generated by monkeys banging cymbals together at high speeds.
1- WE MUST USE THE ONLY POWER WE HAVE LEFT
2- WHAT'S THAT?
1- MONKEY POWER
by wargleblargle December 11, 2010
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money power bitch

1. A woman of considerable authority and financial security who usually has a disdain for men and views them as objects to be used and discarded in furtherance of her own acquisitions.
The power money bitch is concerned only with wealth or influence. She is submissive or subservient to no one. In movies, she is usually beautiful and/or considerably enhanced. She is like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. In real life, she smokes and has yellow teeth.

2. A hot ho. One who demands a lot of money for her services.

3. A pro athlete's trophy wife.
1. All women who seek position in government tend to be money power bitches, along with Ann Coulter, of course.

2. Jillian was hot as butter in summertime. She charged $50 for a handjob and clients gladly paid for her services. That's because she was a money power bitch.

3. Madonna was all tryin' to be A. Rod's money power bitch.
by Noir August 5, 2009
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