occamsrazor42's definitions

tramp or trash

to go out for the evening with nowhere to stay, thereby necessitating the seduction of somebody in order to find a bed to sleep in... i.e. the choice between picking up some tramp or sleeping in the trash... Can be attempted deliberately to add some spice to a weekend away in a foreign city... Often results in the lowering of usually accepted standards...

Right guys, rules for the weekend, I lied about booking that hotel, so we're all playing tramp or trash...

by occamsrazor42 November 29, 2010

Decoy duck

A female friend on a night out with a group of guys who are on the pull, designed to lure other birds by making the group look less threatening. Variant on 'wingwoman'.

Don't worry mate, it's in the bag, we've got our decoy duck

by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010

monkey powder

MDMA. Powder that turns you into a monkey.

Yeah mate, stack up on the monkey powder, it's always fun watching you sitting in a corner gurning to yourself...

by occamsrazor42 November 22, 2010