pouto

pouto is the spanish word for faggot

nate and rory are such pouto's

by lazerskinner April 23, 2006

Ponto'd

The act of getting disconnected from an online game due to being afk

I went to grab a snack and by the time I got back I was ponto'd

by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022

Portobello belt

A succulent fungus that straps on to the pelvis bone and acts as a shaft

Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep

by Roobeer September 22, 2020

Viva la pluto fuck you

A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto

A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"

by Yourlocalcorpse March 20, 2020

thwart pluto

The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.

Before sticking it in Sally's butt, Jerry performed a thwart pluto to impress his mate.

by latter day taints December 8, 2013

portogruaro book sauce

The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person

I left her a nice Portogruaro book sauce back in the library

by lunchcrush June 18, 2016

Pluto Hugger

One who actively supports full planet classification for Pluto, thinking that its demotion to dwarf planet status is a great injustice that must be rectified forthwith.

Joan is planning to attend the triennial General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in August of 2015, a month after NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flies past Pluto and its three known moons, holding a sign in front of the convention center where they are meeting, demanding that the definition of a planet be changed to include Pluto and other like dwarf planets. She is a hardcore Pluto hugger.

by Olaffffffvfrf March 3, 2011