pouto
pouto by lazerskinner April 23, 2006
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Ponto'd
Ponto'd by EasyDubbss May 4, 2022
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Portobello belt
Jerrys rule of thumb when the genitals aren’t cooperating he busts out the portobello belt to show all the swollen members competition is steep
Portobello belt by Roobeer September 22, 2020
Viva la pluto fuck you
A phrase used after the declassification of pluto from planet to dwarf planet. A person who uses this phrase strongly believes that pluto should be and is a full planet. Commonly used in the same sentence as the phrase 'ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind' the 'nobody' mainly reffering to pluto
A - "Pluto is not a planet, i can prove it eith my many scientific stud-"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"
B- "VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU"
Viva la pluto fuck you by Yourlocalcorpse March 20, 2020
thwart pluto
The act of manipulating the tip and opening of the penis in such a way that you speak with the mouth of the dick.
thwart pluto by latter day taints December 8, 2013
portogruaro book sauce
The art of defecating on a female classmate's book to establish your male dominance while showing affection towards that person
portogruaro book sauce by lunchcrush June 18, 2016
Pluto Hugger
One who actively supports full planet classification for Pluto, thinking that its demotion to dwarf planet status is a great injustice that must be rectified forthwith.
Joan is planning to attend the triennial General Assembly of the International Astronomical Union (IAU) in August of 2015, a month after NASA's New Horizons spacecraft flies past Pluto and its three known moons, holding a sign in front of the convention center where they are meeting, demanding that the definition of a planet be changed to include Pluto and other like dwarf planets. She is a hardcore Pluto hugger.
Pluto Hugger by Olaffffffvfrf March 3, 2011
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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