pouties 

just like pouting but cuter

I'll miss you baby, no pouties now

pouties by NoPouties July 25, 2010

Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.

Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."

Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012

Poutie 

The slang for Filipinos meaning "White person".

"Man, look at the Poutie staring at us, what is she thinking?"

Poutie by g0tchap0kem0n. August 26, 2008

pooties 

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

pooties by artie simmons June 15, 2003

porties 

the portable toilets where everyone goes to smoke bongs because no one wants a weed house.

or

the place where you go to root a random sunbury hoe cause neither of you have a free

person 1: "yoza, wanna mix at the porties?"

person 2: "fuck yeah cunt"

example 2

person 1: "you're so fit wanna root"

person 2: "ofc babe do you have a free?"

person 1: "nah do you?"

person 2: "neither come porties"

porties by spiritual vegemite February 18, 2023

poutisserie

1. when a pou eats rotisserie chicken
2. a niche microcelebrity that is one of two funniest people ever and also loves kamden(pou) a whole lot

"i cant believe my pou became poutisserie"

poutisserie by cieblanket May 21, 2023

birthday potties 

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.

For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.

birthday potties by ClairelyUrban January 7, 2017