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Petty-fuck 

Noun. 1.An extremely irritating person who over analyzes everything due to being anal retentive 2.A complete nit-picking unlikable person that "grates" on other's nerves who critiques others while committing infractions himself.
Dale said to Jeff, "Stop nit-picking everyone in this car you miserable petty-fuck!" Or else you can walk home.
Petty-fuck by RunninRonan October 16, 2017

pitty fuck 

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.
Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!
pitty fuck by BillC July 29, 2006

Petty fuck

Fucking one person to get revenge on another person
David broke my heart so I petty fucked his best friend.
Petty fuck by Flxextrdnr February 22, 2017

Pitty Fuck 

The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.
Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.

"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"

Girls who pitty fuck are slores.
Pitty Fuck by b@11$@ng@ August 8, 2011

pitty fucking 

Pitty fucking is the act of sticking your solid hard erection into a woman/mans armpit, and procede to fuck them as if it were a vagina or butthole.
Jeffs dick was sore and red after Heidi and him got done pitty fucking.Her pit was very dry and smelly.
pitty fucking by Jeff favs April 2, 2005

Pitty Fuckin 

When the girl feels so bad for you she'll fuck you just out of pitty
Girl 1: did you really pitty fuck Sam

Girl 2: He just looked so sad I just felt bad

Girl 1: so you end up pitty fucking him
Pitty Fuckin by Sammy Moon 69 December 19, 2019
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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