Petty-fuck 

Noun. 1.An extremely irritating person who over analyzes everything due to being anal retentive 2.A complete nit-picking unlikable person that "grates" on other's nerves who critiques others while committing infractions himself.

Dale said to Jeff, "Stop nit-picking everyone in this car you miserable petty-fuck!" Or else you can walk home.

Petty-fuck by RunninRonan October 16, 2017

Petty fuck

Fucking one person to get revenge on another person

David broke my heart so I petty fucked his best friend.

Petty fuck by Flxextrdnr February 22, 2017

potty fuck 

Committing the act of anal sex through a device know as the "Bitter Shitter", a toilet with the pipes removed, leaving just enough of a gap for an erect penis or sex toy.

Woah Wendy, thats was a sweet potty fuck! Please give me another!

potty fuck by MegaMuncher October 1, 2015

pitty fuck 

A scenario where two people fuck, usually one is better looking than the other and alot of alchol is involved. Pitty fucking is actually a sport in some countries and can be seen late night on ESPN 19.

Damn last night was crazy I pitty fucked this fugly cunteen!

pitty fuck by BillC July 29, 2006

Pitty Fuck 

The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.

Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.

"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"

Girls who pitty fuck are slores.

Pitty Fuck by b@11$@ng@ August 8, 2011

Petty Fuckery

A colloquial expression that refers to trivial, unnecessary, or small-scale mischief, drama, or antics that are carried out with the intent of annoying, inconveniencing, or provoking others. These acts are often spiteful or mean-spirited but lack any significant malice or serious consequences. They are typically perpetuated out of boredom, a desire for attention, or as a means of asserting dominance in a playful or passive-aggressive manner.

"I can't believe she spent the entire meeting doodling unflattering cartoons of the boss. That's some high-level petty fuckery right there."

Petty Fuckery by Jah’Paul March 26, 2024

Pretty As Fuck 

A lady like a fine and brisk day. Talks like a sweet sonograph. Sexy ass hair, dresses nice. Freaky, Adorable eyes and freckles, Dresses cute, Slim and thick. Salty, kinda weird, seem dour but really cool, daring and ingeniously far out AF. Is very nice but can really dog you out if you fuck with her. Can talk about anything and good to be around , makes good reason for the perfect BFF . Takes such good care it's melting to those she's faithful to like a wifey.

Guy 1: Brande is pretty as fuck but she look so serious all the time.

Girl 1: She pretty as fuck but something wrong with her.

Girl 2: Bitch she's good! You just mad she doesn't act like your sour dumb ass.

Guy 1: That girl is soooo funny but, pretty as fuck!!

Guy 1: First off , she pretty as fuck , sharp , goofy, can cook and can hold a nigga. Boyy get lost, that's MINE

Girl 1: *Gives Kiss* Good morning.

Guy 1: Man you're pretty as fuck laying down

Girl 1: She pretty as fuck, I want to eat her pussy.

Pretty As Fuck by Denmarkwhat September 1, 2016