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Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!
He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

postponed 

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.
Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates
postponed by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020
To postpone something because someone is too stoned to go, or wants to get high instead.
"Sorry, I have to potpone our meeting because I am too baked to make it out of the house atm."
Potpone by MysticWordNerd May 3, 2019

postponed show depression 

When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
person 1: "Where's Alison?"

person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"

Friend postponed 

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
1. Guy- Hey I like you

Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.

Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
Friend postponed by Minor October 13, 2019

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
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