post-poned 

post-poned (verb tr. pst tnse)

an aggressive and conclusive refutation/smackdown of an online/social media statement, assertion or other communique i.e. a "post"

etym. ("post" i.e. digitally rendered communication) + ("poned" past tense of "pone" meaning to aggressively counteract or neutralize something)

"Did you see Kelly's argument w/ that pitbull forum on Reddit? She shut down the sanctimonious bullies leading the group with 1 paragraph"

"Yes, it was they were absolutely post-poned"

post-poned by Content-ment411 March 29, 2020

potponed

to put off to a later time due to smoking cannabis.

I was going to sweep up that broken glass half an hour ago, but then Snoop came over and it got potponed until tomorrow.

potponed by oodunkin January 2, 2009

postpwned 

An act of retroactive pwning. A delayed pwnage.

Laura: Yeah well you have sand bag tits!
Jessica: Dude she left the room...
Laura: Yeah she just got postpwned!

postpwned by Asabukie February 8, 2008

Postpone YIG Depression 

A disorder caused by leaving the Youth In Government program. Most common in yiggers who have commited to YIG with their heart and soul. Youth in Government is a program led by the YMCA that teaches kids about government. Symptomes are sadness, depression, lack of communication, flashbacks, and strong urges to search for YIG delegates. Treatement is provided by going to YIG reunions in order to search for lost connections.

-Woah, this person just came from YIG. Never have i knew someone could be this sad.
- Oh, I think he has the postpone YIG depression. It happends to yiggers

Postpone YIG Depression by dama21 August 12, 2012

postboned 

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter

"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"

postboned by qwertys February 27, 2014

Postponed Birthday Sex 

to postpone the birthday sex to a day in the near future!

He wanted some birthday sex but was busy on his birthday so they had some postponed birthday sex the week after.

Postponed Birthday Sex by melissayy! June 22, 2011

postponed 

cause or arrange for (something) to take place at a time later than that first scheduled.

Due to circumstances beyond our control, the event has now been postponed. Please hold on to your tickets as we try to look for new dates

postponed by what do i care 125 October 16, 2020